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I’ve never gotten drunk and tweeted how Ole Miss would never, ever make it back to the CFP. I didn’t go to Chicago and ask Laremy Tunsil a stupid question that cost the former Ole Miss Rebel millions. And I have never slept with a woman for sourcing. I don’t tell my readers that high school recruiting no longer matters, because I’m too lazy to cover it. I can sleep well at night. I can do all that without being a despicable smartass, too.